Good Morning Oppo. Stay warm today

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 01/29/2019 at 09:03 • Filed to: good morning oppo, trump tweets, ban twitter, Idiot, drumpf, PERLATIKS, Trump, bigly cold

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That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:08

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I’m just waiting for my parents to make a similar comment. Ugh.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:10

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I was hoping this was fake...I find myself regularly dis appointed these days

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:11

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“People keep saying that eventually the sun will grow into a red giant and destroy the earth, but when I look out my window at 11pm the sun is gone and it's dark outside! I guess you were wrong, Astronomers!"

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:12

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To the people of the Midwest: this is how god punishes those who vote for an adulterer.

Also, yes, the Midwest is beautiful. Stay there, please. Phoenix is also freezing and it definitely won’t be 80 degrees here when you come to watch the Cubs play in Spring. Global warming is a hoax.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > DipodomysDeserti 01/29/2019 at 09:15

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You know they’re more likely to say, “This is God punishing us for not electing Scott Walker ”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chuckles 01/29/2019 at 09:16

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Sun comes up. Sun comes down. checkmate atheists!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/29/2019 at 09:16

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The rule with trump tweets is that if you have to ask  “ is this real?” it’s probably real.

interstate366, now In The Industry > DipodomysDeserti 01/29/2019 at 09:17

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Waming*

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 01/29/2019 at 09:17

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A real life comment? I thought parents and grand parents were all about making their opinion known via sharing poorly made memes on Facebook

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DipodomysDeserti 01/29/2019 at 09:19

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Phoenix eh?

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:19

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“If the earth is so round like you claim, why doesn't my golf ball roll away when I drop it? Gotcha!"

InFierority Complex > DipodomysDeserti 01/29/2019 at 09:20

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You know it’s too late, the Sno wbirds are already there.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chuckles 01/29/2019 at 09:21

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I win

functionoverfashion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:22

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:23

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youcantexplainthat.meme

DipodomysDeserti > InFierority Complex 01/29/2019 at 09:23

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Yeah, the Canadians start migrating here in October. 

InFierority Complex > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:25

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Obviously fake because the US isn’t on top.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:27

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Probably IRL. I’ll see them Saturday, and I’m not on Facebook. 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:29

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I really feel bad for people at the Onion. How do you write satire when that is real?

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 09:30

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It’s a dry 111. Phoenix is a Chinese conspiracy to convince people global warming is real.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/29/2019 at 09:49

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I stopped watching “House of Cards” for that reason. I mean that was tame compared to real life and this administration is a lot more entertaining albeit royally fucking over the country.

DipodomysDeserti > Chuckles 01/29/2019 at 09:49

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But there is an invisible  magical being in the sky who made everything...

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 10:01

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Tens of millions, some of them people, voted for this.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fintail 01/29/2019 at 10:02

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Elections have consequences. More on News at  11.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DipodomysDeserti 01/29/2019 at 10:04

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All hail!

nermal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/29/2019 at 10:12

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GODDAM CITY WEENIES THAT THINK GLOBAL WARMING MAKES IT FUKKIN COLD OUT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO FIRE UP THE MUD BOG!!!!!

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/29/2019 at 11:29

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Anybody in the mood for some wam hamberders right now? We can grab covfefe after.